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Would you like a laugh or maybe a big smile - read on

I received this  the other day and it certainly made me smile.

I hope it will lighten your day too.

Definition:   A Paraprosdokian is a figure of speech, in which the latter part of a sentence

                  or phrase is surprising or unexpected in a way that causes the reader or listener

                  to reframe or reinterpret the first part.    It is frequently used for humerous or

                  dramatic effect.

Here are a few examples:

     I asked God for a bike but I know God doesn't  work that way,

     so I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.


     Do not argue with an idiot.   He will drag you down to his level

     and beat you with experience.


     I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my Grandfather. 

     Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.


     Going to church does not make you a Christian

     any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.


      The last thing I want to do is hurt you.

      But it is still on my list.


      Light travels faster than sound.   This is why some people

      appear bright until you hear them speak


    More later.  BUT


    If you like a laugh and a bit of a challenge, have a look at this website:-   


     You get a chance to slay a dragon.    They say it can be done in 68 moves

     but I can't get below 70.


    Best Wishes for Your Success


    Keith Darby






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