In Theory Janes Sunday Sermon
Hello Hello Hello
In theory, Phil and I were supposed to
be on an airplane heading for Australia
last Thursday.
In theory we would have been in Tokyo
on Friday.
In Theory we would have landed in Australia
on Tuesday.
In theory we would have some shrimps on
the barbie by this time:)
Well, that was then and this is now,
and theories don't always turn out
exactly as planned in the real World.
On Wednesday right before we planned to leave...
Phil's computer crashed.
The hard drive just gave out.
Herrick, our wonderful tech man,
spent the better part of two days
reloading a new hard drive.
You know that set us back a pretty penny.
One of our servers housing about
10 of our scripts decided to have
a fit and we worked with our programmers
for 24 hours straight to get them
back up and running.
You know that set us back a pretty dime.
Phil and I went out for dinner, just to
take a break from it all and the upstairs
water main decided to break and flood
our NYC loft.
That was fun:)
Hmmm...
In Theory...Jane's Sunday Sermon
So what do you do when theory meets reality?
I suppose you could panic.
I suppose you could cry in your beer.
I suppose you could pull the covers up
over your head and never come out
But Here is What Phil and I did.
We called the airlines and changed our
tickets to next Thursday.
We hugged our dog, Cuddles, and were
thrilled to have an extra week with him
in New York.
We got a lot of work out of the way that
we had on the drawing board.
We set up three telsemimars for our new
site, Sokule.
We changed our Australian launch date
from Oct 28th to Nov 3rd.
We looked at each other, shrugged our
shoulders, sat down on the floor and
and read every silly, funny saying or
joke we could find.
I put out an SOS on my Sokule posting page
for people to send me things to make me
laugh.
I got one from one of our wonderful, Sokule
members, Tom Kirby, and you can see it
below. It's a hoot. Thanks so much Tom.
You made my day.
Here's the Bottom Line
When everything that can go wrong does
go wrong, you need to find a way to make
it right and as they say:
If it doesn't kill you, it will make you
stronger.
Laughter is probably the best healer you
can find.
Read Tom's funny note to me and make your
day one full of fun and laughter.
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Have a great Sunday
Go Get Um
Jane
Jane Mark
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PS Here is What Tom sent to me. Enjoy
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front
of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the
bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador
retriever sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk,
he says 'So, what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could
talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government,
so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from
country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world
leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running.'
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't
getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up
for a job at the airport to do some undercover security,
wandering near suspicious characters and listening in.
I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a
batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies,
and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner
what he wants for the dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are
you selling him so cheap?'
'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh**t
Tom Kirby
