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I like Puns.......................

I like puns, in fact I absolutely love them so here's a few to make you smile,


after you've finished reading them, do have a look at the ad below, it is a 


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The puns:-


When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst .

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran .

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time .

How does Moses make his tea ? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me .

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore .

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down .

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words .

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a Type-O.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

PMS jokes aren't funny, period.

Why were the Indians here first ? They had reservations .

Class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz .

Energizer bunny arrested. Charged with battery.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me .



and now the commercial!


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To Your Success!

Keith Darby
 


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