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Here are some more Paraprosdikians to make you smile.

Here are some more Paraprosdikians to make you smile.

See last post Nov 29, 2010.

1. If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.

2. We never really grow up. we only learn how to act in public.

3. War does not determine who is right... only who is left.

4. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

5. The early bird might get the worm but the second mouse usually gets the cheese.

6. Evening news is where they begin with "Good Evening" and then proceed to tell you why it isn't!

7. To steal words from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is

8. A bus station is where a bus stops, a train station is where a train
stops,... my desk is a work station.

9. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box full to start a camp fire?

10. Some people are like SLINKIES ... not really good for anything but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

11. Dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the edge of the pool and throw them fish.

On the subject of smiling, did you know that it takes 44 muscles in your face to FROWN but only 31 to SMILE? ... SO, why waste energy?

I have been smiling non stop for the last few days, since joining KULESEARCH. It is not surprising really. In my first 48 hours on the site I was able to buy a KEYWORD for 20cents and later on sell that same keyword for $43.56... Another KEYWORD I bought for 30cents and later sold it for $160.74 and there were many more of the same.

Check it out yourself, click the link below to see what it is all about.

There are 4 levels to join at:-

1. Free
2. Funded
3. Founder
4. Partner

For some really quick, serious money, you should strive for positions 3 or 4.

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To Your Success
In whatever you do

Keith Darby


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