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After Wally and Crew had thrown in the

towel. Morton said we found an old newspaper

with Front Page Mail on the first page mate and

then an amazin thing happened, Wally received

a call from the Front Page Mail guy in town with

some brain washin news. Flamin heck boys.

He advised that he had a cheque payable to them

from persons unknown, it was for an amount of

US$14,753.50 and could they come in to collect it.

Of course this was for commissions from signups at

Front Page Mail by persons unknown. And do you

know these people were never never heard from again mate.

An that’s the blinkin truth.

Well bottle them blowflies boys.

Could they come and collect (Well ride my donkey

sideways across the Simpson Desert), Wally was simply lost

for words. (first time ever mate) nah just jokin.

The only clue Mick and the boys got was that the

cheque was from the 8foot high strange people

who lived in the 6 mile waterhole and the

notation read (would you please fix up that

bloody rough cane toad road Asap).

And don’t send anyone out here lookin for us or else, and

Wally and the boys crossed their hearts and spat

to die.

No mate, flaming heck. Well pickle my grandmother.

So after the cheque was cashed and drinks all round

at the Walk About Creek Hotel Mick and Wally from

Never Never Safaris presented a roll of twenties to

Old Barney the grader driver to go and

grade Cane Toad Road.

Old Barney was so impressed that he danced on

the counters for an hour or so, did some

croc death rolls, fell onto the floor and had

to be resusicated with a stubby that a bloke

called Phil had lost.

A loud yippee was heard at the pub that night.

Yowells. Yahoo (name taken by a search engine)

Yiondos, Whackos and a few others mate.

Bloody hell there are hundreds of em.

So ends the mythical Bunyip story and how they got

the road graded. Sidenote- Never Never Safaris never

ever went down Cane Toad Road again. No siree mate.

Well mate do you want to purchase and own some

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Flaming heck mate don't wait around, go get em now

before they get trampled by a mad buffalo.

Here he comes snorting and kickin - beat him to it mate

He'll Never Never Get there first.    https://itsylinx.com/NeverNeverSafaris

Flaming heck boys, just shake the witchetty

grubs off that Coolibah Tree and look out for

them flyin possums..